Dear Comrade,

It being 2010 we wanted to let you know that everything has to come to an end. Exhibition #1 at The Museum of Everything is closing.

Can it be true, we hear you scream!? Sadly yes. The tiny epic that legendary tall artist John Baldessari described as <> is almost history.

We close on Sunday 14th February – Valentine’s Day for some, Chinese New Year for others, and for Peggy who runs the tea shop, the Feast Day of St Cyril and Methodius.

That’s less than ONE WEEK AWAY …

So hoist up your skirt, pull a sickie and race down Primrose Hill waving your hands in the air for your very last chance to see the show which Time Out crowned the Homecoming Queen of 2009.

And this weekend cancel lunch with the in-laws and get naked at our secret closing day jamboree, featuring an all-star cast of lounge lizards, hula-hoop girls and bible-bashers – with free everything if you make a paltry donation to our meagre fund of funds.

The details are:
AU REVOIR SHINDIG AT THE MUSEUM OF EVERYTHING
SUNDAY 14TH FEBRUARY FROM 11AM UNTIL WHENEVER

If you cannot make any of this, fear not: The Museum of Everything will re-emerge, whether it be here in the capital, at your the local village Post Office or perhaps somewhere a little more ambitious.

Next stop … sunny Torino, Italy where we open on April Fool’s Day.

Finally, don’t forget to visit The Shop of Everything where you can buy some of our lovely cheap tat – including an amazing George Widener limited edition print, box sets of glossy piccies and a signed photo of Nicholas Serota wearing one of our hand-embroidered sunhats in Tenerife. Just email se@musevery.com for details.

As ever and in everything: The Museum of Everything

The Museum of Everything
on the corner of Regents Park Road
and Sharpleshall Street London NW1
http://www.musevery.com

PS This Wednesday, come to the ICA at 6:45pm where it’s all about The Museum of Everything.

We’ll be there with Jarvis Cocker, Ekow Eshun and many others anoraks. For more details click on this rather unwieldy link: http://www.ica.org.uk/Don%92t%20Call%20Me%20Crazy:%20How%20we%20Fell%20in%20Love%20With%20Outsider%20Art+23537.twl

PPS If you haven’t already, please send us your details and we’ll keep you in our confidence.

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PPPS The Museum of Everything is something of a ramshackle organisation. We do not sell our email addresses; but sometimes we do email people by mistake.

If you are one of them, we apologise. Please send an email to me@musevery.com with REMOVE ME TOOT SWEET in the subject line.